, originally uploaded by lennyjpg.
This is perfect.
I wish like hell I fucking painted this.
, originally uploaded by a_pplejack.
The beauty of the Douche Bag is time can never destroy your DoucheBaggery. Here is a timeless DoucheBag from 1991.
gE5oHcWiQ5r4cu077pXAm569_400, originally uploaded by poison_baby_beautiful.
Sometimes I see an image and it makes me want to be there. This is one of those images. We just got to the Hotel in Montreal and we are both tired from the flight. I thought we should fuck before we take a nap. She agrees. Life is good in fantasyland.
, originally uploaded by dr_odio.
Teach your children well,
Their father’s hell did slowly go by,
And feed them on your dreams
The one they picks, the one you’ll know by.
Don’t you ever ask them why, if they told you, you will cry,
So just look at them and sigh and know they love you.
-Crosby Stills Nash Young
, originally uploaded by dr_odio.
This is the worst poster I have ever seen for a movie made in Hollywood. Or at least a movie made after 1961.
, originally uploaded by dr_odio.
Something a lot of us guys and women sometimes seem to forget is back in the day if you were a chic in a Men’s magazine you were usually a freak of nature. You had an unnaturally small waist, unusually large breasts and want to get naked for money. These women were one in a million literally. Not so much now-a-days. Today if you are willing to get naked for money, you can go to the doctor to get all the other elements needed to get your giant hairy bush in Men’s magazines.
ad infinitum, originally uploaded by m.qat.
This is a beautiful photo. The color and grain makes me think it was taken in the mid 80’s.
L1000683.JPG, originally uploaded by leadapronbooks.
Just perfect.
, originally uploaded by darkshapes.
Let me see you bend over to the front, touch your toes (Straighten it!!!)
Bend over to the front, touch your toes
(Straighten it!!!)
Bend over to the front, touch your toes
(Straighten it!!!)
Bend over to the front, touch your toes
(Straighten it!!!)
Let me see you bend over to the front, touch your toes (Straighten it!!!)
Bend over to the front, touch your toes
(Yuh jiggy body!!! Yuh jiggy body!!!)
Bend over to the front, touch your toes
(Yuh jiggy body!!! Yuh jiggy body!!!)
Bend over to the front, touch your toes
(A ready ready ready ready ready ready ready!!!)
-Elephant Man + Lil John
